Hilariously simple math

"Cluck, cluck . . . Clock, clock . . ." Chicken's timekeeping skills leave much to be desired and as result, Chicken is late to an important meeting! Now, Brutus is determined to teach him a lesson. But fear not! Sheep has a brilliant idea: teach Chicken how to tell time. However, Goat has a different idea: perhaps Chicken needs to master karate, don a disguise, or relocate to the North Pole. The suspense mounts as readers wonder: which of these funny...

"Farmer Ed brings Sheep, Chicken, and Goat a chocolate cake. Delicious! But hold on; it's not a circle or rectangle, like most cakes. Dividing this cake is going to be tricky. Luckily, Goat has the solution. If the cake is cut in half, Goat gets one half and Sheep and Chicken share the other half. Easy peasy, milk and cheesy! Or is there a better way?"--