Black Lagoon picture books

5 stars

On the third day of school, a young boy is sent to the principal's office and thinks about all the horrifying rumors he has heard about her A humorous story about a young boy who is sent to the principal's office. Along the way he imagines just how bad the visit will be.

Believing rumors that credit Miss Hearse, the new school nurse, with being a monstrous-looking, frightening personage, a young boy vows to do whatever is necessary to avoid getting sick A worried student pictures to himself what Miss Hearse, the school nurse, must be like, based on the rumors he has been hearing from his fellow classmates.

5 stars

Rumors fly that Wanda Belch, the new cafeteria lady, drives a garbage truck to work and learned to cook on a pirate ship Kids are spreading rumors about what a horrible cook the new cafeteria lady is, so everyone is expecting the most disgusting lunch possible, but when they sit down to eat, they find a pleasant surprise.

4.5 stars

On the first day of school, a young boy expects only the worst when he discovers that his new teacher is the "monstrous" Mrs. Green.

5 stars

After relating all of the horrible things the school custodian, Fester Smudge, is known to have done, a student whose locker won't open needs Mr. Smudge's help.